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  • Hello gentlemen.  All your base are belong to us.  Make your time.
  • Derek Zoolander turned left.
  • Mike Tyson broke his back (spinal).
  • Someone's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.
  • You watched the film Birdemic: Shock and Terror at some point in your life (we're sorry).
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  • Chocolate Rain.
  • Xzibit watched the movie Inception, and the rest is history.
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  • When asked, the hippos responded, "Honestly, we were never really that hungry-hungry."
  • A Møøse once bit my sister... Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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